The Cast
of Characters:
MONTY "THE LITTLE GENERAL" PATTIN:(60's)The
controlling manager of the team who wants to win at all costs.
BRANDI PATTIN-STRATTEN:
Monty's 20-something, ditsy 4th wife whose immaturity, Valley-girl style, and lack of people skills make her a
fish out of water in her relationships
with the other wives.
ALVINA: (60's) The
hardened owner of Dirty Larrys Saloon. A no-frills kind of gal, Alvina treats
everyone the same gruffly.
GRAMPS: (65-70) The
oldest player on the team. Kind-hearted but absent-minded.
EVELYN: (65-70) Gramps'
marginally less goofy wife. Her eccentricities include an overly sunny disposition,
stunningly gaudy outfits, and a tote bag containing every possible contrivance known to man or kitchen.
SONNY JUNIOR FOXX: (49) The mysterious newcomer to the team.
Has a carefree attitude combined with sublime confidence.
GINGER: (45-50) Junior's wife. A level-headed career woman possessing a slight skewed view of life.
KIELBASA: (60's)
The character of the team. An overweight underachiever plagued by a botched retirement
and a home life out of Peyton Place.
DOROTHY: (60's) Kielbasas
disgruntled wife. (may be doubled with the role of Alvina.
RILEY: A giant of
a man hugely respected for his strength and integrity.
BETTY: Rileys wife. A large woman who is the unofficial leader of the clan of the Vulture wives. Does not suffer fools gladly.
SARGE: (50's) A retired
Army lifer. As the only bachelor on the team, hes the target of the Vultures
matchmaking wives.
